Monday, December 12, 2011


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Uncensor This

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Zardoz in 5 Seconds

Note: I haven't really seen "Zardoz", but I have seen Oancitizen's review for it, so that counts right?

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Real Steel in 5 Seconds

My first attempt at a "5 Second Movie."  The joke is pretty obvious but someone had to do it.  Hopefully there will be more in the future.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Friday, April 1, 2011


You know, it's kind of appropriate that I saw this movie on April Fool's Day, seeing how I felt like I got a sucker punch after watching it.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Top 10 Comic Book Superheroes That Would Be Awesome in Anime

I've been noticing a trend lately in the last few years of popular comic or comic book characters, being turned into anime.  As far as I know, the first comic that was adapted into an anime was Witchblade in 2006, (anyone is free to correct me if I'm wrong), then there was Batman: Gotham Knight in 2008, and now in 2010-2011 characters Wolverine and Iron Man from Marvel have there own series.  All of these have been huge hits for comic book and anime fans alike.  So I started to think, who else can be adapted and still be popular with both demographics.  So here is my list of Superheroes that would be the best for the world of anime...

Monday, March 21, 2011


Can a small band of marines combating an alien threat make a good movie? Or are we going to get probed with this one?


You ever get the feeling that someone is watching you, and controlling what you do with your life? No? Me neither...

Saturday, February 19, 2011


Boring acting, lame story, and special effects that put the Playstaion 2 to shame.  The perfect movie for 2003....wait.

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Oscar and Razzie Nominations and My Predictions

Both the nomination lists for the 83rd Academy Awards and the 31st Razzie Awards are out so I took a look and saw what was nominated and I decided to give my two-cents and predict who would win, (or lose in the Razzie's case).

These are for the nominations I actually care about the most.  I'm others care for the cinematography or the editing but I'm just taking care of the heavy-hitters.

Best Picture
"Black Swan," Mike Medavoy, Brian Oliver and Scott Franklin, Producers (would like to win)
"The Fighter" David Hoberman, Todd Lieberman and Mark Wahlberg, Producers
"Inception," Emma Thomas and Christopher Nolan, Producers
"The Kids Are All Right," Gary Gilbert, Jeffrey Levy-Hinte and Celine Rattray, Producers
"The King's Speech," Iain Canning, Emile Sherman and Gareth Unwin, Producers
"127 Hours," Christian Colson, Danny Boyle and John Smithson, Producers
"The Social Network," Scott Rudin, Dana Brunetti, Michael De Luca and Ce├án Chaffin, Producers (mostly likely winner)
"Toy Story 3" Darla K. Anderson, Producer
"True Grit" Scott Rudin, Ethan Coen and Joel Coen, Producers 
"Winter's Bone" Anne Rosellini and Alix Madigan-Yorkin, Producers

Actor in a Leading Role
Javier Bardem in "Biutiful"
Jeff Bridges in "True Grit"
Jesse Eisenberg in "The Social Network"
Colin Firth in "The King's Speech" (winner)
James Franco in "127 Hours"

Actor in a Supporting Role
Christian Bale in "The Fighter" (most likely winner)
John Hawkes in "Winter's Bone"
Jeremy Renner in "The Town" (possible winner)
Mark Ruffalo in "The Kids Are All Right"
Geoffrey Rush in "The King's Speech" (possible winner)

Actress in a Leading Role
Annette Bening in "The Kids Are All Right"
Nicole Kidman in "Rabbit Hole"
Jennifer Lawrence in "Winter's Bone"
Natalie Portman in "Black Swan" (winner)
Michelle Williams in "Blue Valentine"

Actress in a Supporting Role
Amy Adams in "The Fighter"
Helena Bonham Carter in "The King's Speech"
Melissa Leo in "The Fighter" (most likely winner)
Hailee Steinfeld in "True Grit" (possible winner)
Jacki Weaver in "Animal Kingdom"

Animated Feature Film
"How to Train Your Dragon" Chris Sanders and Dean DeBlois (winner)
"The Illusionist" Sylvain Chomet
"Toy Story 3" Lee Unkrich

"Black Swan," Darren Aronofsky
"The Fighter," David O. Russell
"The King's Speech," Tom Hooper
"The Social Network," David Fincher (winner)
"True Grit," Joel Coen and Ethan Coen

If you don't know what the Razzies are, they are like the Oscars but for WORST movies of all time.  I kinda wish they had this on TV right before the Academy Awards.  I would watch that like a Soccer Hooligan watches the World Cup

Worst Picture
"The Bounty Hunter"
"The Last Airbender" (winner)
"Sex and the City 2"
"The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"
"Vampires Suck"

Worst Actor
Jack Black, "Gulliver's Travels" (possible winner)
Gerard Butler, "The Bounty Hunter"
Ashton Kutcher, "Killers" and "Valentine's Day"
Taylor Lautner, "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" and "Valentine's Day"
Robert Pattinson, "Remember Me" and "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" (most likely winner)

Worst Actress
Jennifer Aniston, "The Bounty Hunter" and "The Switch"
Miley Cyrus, "The Last Song" (possible winner)
Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon, "Sex and the City 2" (possible winner)
Megan Fox, "Jonah Hex" (most likely winner)
Kristen Stewart, "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" (possible winner)

Worst Supporting Actor
Billy Ray Cyrus, "The Spy Next Door" (possible winner)
George Lopez, "Marmaduke," "The Spy Next Door" and "Valentine's Day"
Dev Patel, "The Last Airbender" (possible winner)
Jackson Rathbone, "The Last Airbender" and "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" (most likely winner)
Rob Schneider, "Grown Ups"

Worst Supporting Actress
Jessica Alba, "The Killer Inside Me," "Little Fockers," "Machete" and "Valentine's Day"
Cher, "Burlesque" (possible winner)
Liza Minnelli, "Sex and the City 2"
Nicola Peltz, "The Last Airbender" (most likely winner)
Barbra Streisand, "Little Fockers"

Worst Eye-Gouging Mis-Use of 3D
"Cats & Dogs 2: Revenge of Kitty Galore"
"Clash of the Titans" (possible winner)
"The Last Airbender" (most likely winner)
"The Nutcracker in 3-D"
"Saw 3D" (possible winner)

Worst Screen Couple or Ensemble
Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler, "The Bounty Hunter"
Josh Brolin's Face and Megan Fox's Accent, "Jonah Hex" (possible winners)
The Entire Cast of "The Last Airbender" (most likely winners)
The Entire Cast of "Sex and the City 2"
The Entire Cast of "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"

Worst Director
Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, "Vampires Suck" (possible winner)
Michael Patrick King, "Sex and the City 2"
M Night Shyamalan, "The Last Airbender" (most likely winner)
David Slade, "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"
Sylvester Stallone, "The Expendables"

Worst Screenplay
M Night Shyamalan, "The Last Airbender" (possible winner)
John Hamburg and Larry Stuckey, "Little Fockers"
Michael Patrick King, "Sex and the City 2"
Melissa Rosenberg, "Twilight Saga: Eclipse" (most likely winner)
Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, "Vampires Suck"

Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel
"Clash Of The Titans" (possible winner)
"The Last Airbender" (most likely winner)
"Sex and the City 2" 
"The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" (possible winner)
"Vampires Suck"

On a side note, I want to know why there are so many nominees for Best Picture.  I mean some of these movies deserved it, movies like The Kids Are All Right and Toy Story 3 were good, but they didn't need a nomination.  What are your thoughts?

Monday, January 3, 2011