The Popcorn Jockey Reviews the Oscars

My very first video review! Where I don't look at one movie, but NINE!  These are the Best Picture Nominees for the  84th Academy Awards.

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Twilight Saga: Eclipse in 5 Seconds

Probably a million of these out there. So, why not a million and one.

Review for CONAN THE BARBARIAN

Crom shall decide if this movie will be good. And if he cannot, then to HELL with him!

Zardoz in 5 Seconds

Note: I haven't really seen "Zardoz", but I have seen Oancitizen's review for it, so that counts right?

Green Lantern in 5 Seconds

In Brightest Day, In Blackest.....crap, LINE!

The Smurfs in 5 Seconds

Smurf this movie!